Enska er rugl!!

Murenan fekk eftirfarandi texta sendan i tolvuposti fra Jason Thorne, sem er yfirmadur tolvumala her i arkitektadeildinni ...

Fyrir tha sem lesa og skilja ensku tha er thetta ansi skemmtilegt yfirlestrar ... kannski hafa einhverjir sed thennan texta ... tha thad!!

Fyrir tha sem hins vegar ekki lesa og skilja ensku, tha fjallar thessi texti um hversu skringileg ensk tunga getur stundum verid ... Murenan leggur hins vegar ekki i ad reyna ad snua textanum fyrir a islensku enda er thad omogulegt i thessu tilfelli an thess ad "allt fari i koku".

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language!
 
There's no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor
pine in pineapple.
 
English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in
France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet,
are meat.
 
We take English for granted.  But if we explore its paradoxes, we
find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a
guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
 
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers
don't groce and hammers don't ham?  If the plural of tooth is teeth,
why isn't the plural of booth beeth?  One goose, two geese. So one
moose, two meese? One index, two indices?
 
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend,
that you comb through the annals of history but not a single annal?  If
you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them,
what do you call it?
 
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?  If a vegetarian
eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?  If you wrote a letter,
perhaps you bote your tongue?
 
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to
an asylum for the verbally insane.  In what language do people recite
at a play and play at a recital?  Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?  Park on driveways and drive
on parkways?
 
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise
man and a wise guy are opposites?  How can overlook and oversee be
opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?  How can the
weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
 
Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they
are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown?
Met a sung hero or experienced requited love?
 
Have you ever run into someone who was dis-combobulated, gruntled,
ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring
chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
 
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your
house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by
filling out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.
 
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the
creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all).
>
>That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the
>lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch,
>I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it!

Athugasemdir

[Dagrún (IP-tala skráð) 6.10.2007 kl. 08:14]

Þetta var skemmtilegur lestur :) Ég hef lent í því að þurfa að fá sumt útskýrt fyrir mér. Td. sagði mér kona í vikunni að henni liði eins og "death warmed up" -hún var sumsé að fyllast upp af kvefi og leið ekki of vel... Eins og hún væri dauð...en samt upphituð!

[Páll Jakob Líndal, 7.10.2007 kl. 23:32]

Ja ... en thad besta er ad enskumaelandi folk skilur svo ekkert i godum og gildum islenskum maltaekjum, t.d. "everything is in a cake" og "that the way the ship trip went". 

Their skilja heldur ekki fraegan islenskan frasa sem Hjalti Ursus sneri snilldarlega yfir a ensku thegar hann var eitt sinn ad keppa i keppninni "Sterkasti madur heims": "Nobody is an unbeaten bishop"!!

[Dagrún (IP-tala skráð) 8.10.2007 kl. 00:14]

Ég ætlaði að kalla á eftir Kenný áðan að hann ætti að bíta á jaxlinn... en þegar ég hafði sagt you should bite... þá áttaði ég mig á því að ég væri pínu að rugla hehe. Þurfti að útkýra þetta þar sem ég hafði þá þegar misst hálfan málshátt útúr mér ;) Hann var á leiðinni útúr dyrunum með ofnskúffu fulla af hvítlausksbrauði sem ég tók með í matarboðið hjá Ólafíu, en ofninn hennar virkaði ekki svo Kenny fékk það skemmtilega hlutverk að hlaupa til nágrannanna.

[Páll Jakob Líndal, 8.10.2007 kl. 01:14]

Af hverju gengur ekki upp ad segja ... "you should bite on the molar"??  Hljomar fullkomlega rokrett i eyrum Murenunnar ;) !!